A day in the life of the Tumblr SJW

> wake up in house warmed by Venezuelan natural gas
> put on Che Guevara shirt made in Viatnamese sweatshop
> check email on Chinese made Retina MacBook Pro (tm)
> drive in car made with plastic from Saudi oil to Starbucks
> order grande latte with cocoa picked by African child slaves
> wait a minute, that Mozilla man gave chump change to a law that was struck down, which he apologized for?
> OMG BOYCOTT NOW